Éramos pocos y parió la abuela
As if things weren't bad enough
Se nos fue la luz, se estropeó el router y ahora dicen que mañana tampoco hay agua… éramos pocos y parió la abuela.
You're recounting how your car broke down, you missed the train, and just then your landlord calls to say the rent is going up.
Used when you already have enough problems and, to top it all off, another one appears. Literally it's an absurd image (the grandmother giving birth) to emphasize how improbable and untimely the 'extra bad luck' is. It's quite common in Spain and Latin America; sometimes you'll hear it as 'y encima parió la abuela' or with local variants.
"Éramos pocos y parió la abuela" does not mean thing are getting better, our grandma is pregnant again, we finally got some good news. It specifically means "As if things weren't bad enough".
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