Tener menos luces que un callejón
To be really dumb
No le pidas mucho, que tiene menos luces que un callejón.
After someone messes up an obvious task for the third time, you whisper this to a friend out of frustration.
Literally, it means "to have fewer lights than an alley," comparing someone's "lights" to the streetlights in a dark side street.
In practice, it means the person is pretty dumb, slow to understand, or not very sharp. The "luces" here are like "brain lights," similar to English "not the brightest." It's humorous but can be insulting, so you'd use it with close friends or when you're venting.
"Tener menos luces que un callejón" does not mean to be ugly, to be scared, to be careful. It specifically means "To be really dumb".
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