Poner mirando a Cuenca
To take someone from behind during sex
— No entro en detalles pero digamos que acabé mirando a Cuenca.
— Eso es más de lo que necesitaba saber.
— Me preguntaste tú.
— Error mío.
Someone telling a very crude story at a dinner table of close friends who are already in that kind of conversation.
Cuenca is a real Spanish city in Castilla-La Mancha, famous for its dramatic cliff-hanging houses — but more relevantly here, it's inland and unremarkable enough to be the punchline. The joke is directional: if you're in Madrid and someone 'puts you facing Cuenca', you're facing east with your back to the speaker. Pure geographic comedy repurposed as bedroom slang. Cuenca's tourist board has not commented.
"Poner mirando a Cuenca" does not mean to plan sightseeing in cuenca, to watch pornography, to look at the pretty girls from cuenca. It specifically means "To take someone from behind during sex".
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